God created the earth,
God created the woods,
god created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat! Now read it all without cat!

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going???


Not every tree can stand thirst
but cactus did it.
not every animal can represent
our nation but tiger did it.
not every flower can represent love,
but roses did it not every monkey can read this but u did it!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

aka rosa paatai.
A wagema lassanay.
eke diwa gawenakota puduma saneepayak danenawa.
amuthuma rasak.a nisama godak wela man diwen lewakanawa.
a rasata man thamat asai.
eda man puduma sathutak winde.
hamotama horen aththamai….
. CARGILS MAGIC STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
“Jolima thama”


Thamuseta pissuda….??
Thamuse 1k mathaka thiyagannawa..
thamusege hama waradakma man hithe thiyan hitiye
thamuseta baye nemei…
manussa kamata…thamuse nam maha modama mati WALAHEK…
Danagannawa..
adin passe thamuseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak naha…
Onna ohomalu ane
“WALAS NANDA” ” WALAS MAMATA” banne…paw neda?


2day is national mental health day.
u can do your bit by remembering 2 send a msg 2 at least 1 unstable person,
well my job’s done


Long time ago there was a legend who use to send msgs and fools use to read now the legend is back and history repeats!!!


Congrats. your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game to play, throw your phone against the wall. then assemble the pieces


A laleesha enters shop and shouts, “Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?” Man:-there is nothing free with this madam ,laleesha :- oye! Its written cholesterol free

Why are Egyptians children always confused? Bcoz after death,there daddy becomes the mummy


I wanted 2 send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!


When I was a dog,and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you shower!!

I love “u” I love “u’ I love “u” I love “u’ I love “u” I love ‘u’ I love “u’. hey! Don’t get excited I love other alphabets too….v,w,x,y,z !

All the idiots,fools,donkeys and monkeys use their thumb to read the sms………….don’t change ur thumb now its too late!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now ……………..sorry I will leave .I cant find your brain

Good morning ….have you done tow of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)pray,so that u may live… 2) take a bath-so that others may live too!


What is difference between man and monkeys :
the an writes sms and the monkey read it

The animal of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting the lion has come the tiger has come the elephants has come the monkey has come … but the meeting hasn’t started. guess why? Because the donkey is busy reading this sms


When you feel lonely & cannot see any one round you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!!!


Feeling bored? Think of me! feeling sad? call me! Feeling lonely? Meet me! feeling hot? Oh no no ! drink a cold water& enjoy!!


I miss you and I want 2 cum visit u but this dumb security guard wont let me in to the zoo without a ticket

Last night I lay in bed,looking at the stars , the beautiful sky and the endless horizon… and suddenly I thought…where the hell is my roof?


HALLO,this is your mobile.there is no particular problem.i just wanted to leave your pocket,want the smell is unbearable!!!


So sweet you smile??? So sweet is your style??? So sweet is u r eye??? So sweet u r voice???? See..how sweetly I lie

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering


Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but wait the roses are dead, the violet are in threads and the sugar bowl is emty just like your head


My dear the best quality I like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental!!!

You with your beautiful eyes. you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body..o,… sorry, wrong number

Warning from health ministry-to avoid bird flu, do not play or kiss or hold or suck 1 suspected bird species named kuku jiao even if u love them so much!

My girl and me, we are so perfect she loves me, and I love my self too

Today is virappan’s first death anniversary.plz switch off your cell for 2 min as a mark of respect and send this message to at least 1 criminal, as I did…!!!

Mistakes are not crime….if you correct them, they r da key 2 success1…for example. god created you….he then created me!


A man can his wife goodbye ,
a flower can kiss a butterfly,
wine can kiss a frosted glass.
but you my friend can kiss my…….!


Two Chinese get married, they bring a son that doesn’t look like anyone of them. so they called him “sam sing rong”(something wrong)


Read each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em that ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever> u have proved it!


Do you ever notice that when you’re driving. Anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


A girl phoned me the other day and said…”come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. nobody was home


Hey can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I’m playing cards n I’m missing the joker!!!


A teacher told all students in class
to write a essay on a cricket match.
all were busy writing except one student.
who wrote “due to rain, no match! ”

I want kiss your lips… I want to play with your teeth.. I want to taste your tongue..hey don’t get confused, it’s me your own.. Toothbrush :))


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GOOD MORNING AND HAVE A NICE DAY…!

When The Time Comes 4 u 2 give your heart 2 someone Make Sure That u Select some one who will never break you HEART Because broken Heart have no SPARE PARTS..

Club dancer dancing. public clapping. she removed top. more claps! She removed bra. Loud claps! She removed panty. No claps WHY??No man can clap with 1 hand…!!!